is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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