Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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