I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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