In the future we'll all be gay
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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