redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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