They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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