i would punch a child for taco bell
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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