Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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