Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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