Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Randomize
