then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
