Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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