I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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