if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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