she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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