i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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