That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
