Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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