you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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