And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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