This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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