He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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