fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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