google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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