he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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