We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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