S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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