I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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