Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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