At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
