i always forget guys have bellybuttons
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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