So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
do herpes really smell.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The power of my boobs compel you
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize
