yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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