There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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