.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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