party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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