is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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