a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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