People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
