You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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