drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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