It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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