Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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