I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Randomize
