My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
not ubering you a puppy
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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