my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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