I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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