If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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