Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
When are your genitals available?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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