he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Never underestimate the power of titties
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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