Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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