I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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