we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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