There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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