Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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