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• (845): View more from New York

  don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter

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• (347): View more from New York

  Need sex. Gaining weight.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  fireball beer pong. youre missing out

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  how is that even possible?

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  ove gloves.

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  be there in ten.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever

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• (845): View more from New York

  Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.

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• (619): View more from California

  Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.

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• (845): View more from New York

  lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you

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• (253): View more from Washington

  If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex

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• (530): View more from California

  now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.

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