Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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